(I had a great pic. Blogger won't let me upload a pic for some reason. Arrrrgh!)
~ Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
~Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the 9 reasons for incarnation. The other 8 are unimportant."
~George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
~Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
~Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
~Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
~Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"
~Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
~Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
~Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
~Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain & a penis, & only enough blood to run one at a time."
~Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
~Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful & natural experiences money can buy."
~Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
~Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
~Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
~George Burns
6 comments:
heh...all of them are probably true, one way or the other.
Joan Rivers...um...I wonder if her face would actually hold up for something exciting like sex these days :p
Hope yer good, Agnes :hugs:
Thank you a whole big bunch for that post! :-D Brilliant each and every one.
Have a great Thursday, xoxo
Can't find a favorite out of them all... although Robert De Niro is a good one :-) Thanks for the smiles today :-) Too bad about your HNT...
Just thought I'd stop by and let you know that Awfulsouls have moved to a new server. In case you get lost, ya know ;)
There's a redirection from the old place, but since that server goes down now and then, I don't trust it.
So the new url can be found under my name here :)
:hugs:
Good ones! I agree w/ tsduff- the deniro one is great. So true!
I'm back from my long break from blogging! I look forward to visiting your blog on a regular basis! You always have great stuff!
Hi Abigail!! Good to have you blogging about. :) Visit, visit, visit. I'm tying to get my groove back. LOL
Christa, you do get around. LOL Ok, I'll look you up on the new server. I think sex w/Joan Rivers would just be SCARY! Her expression would never change because of all that botox. ;)
Autumn...LOL I'm glad I could make you giggle. We surely need to laugh.
Terry, they are a hoot, huh? Glad for your smile. :D I think Blogger/Blogger2 is giving me issues. Argh! What's a blog w/o piccies??
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